Well it is upon us. The worst day of the entire year.
No I don’t hate Valentine’s day due to me never having a boyfriend on it of any of that nonsense. No it is the commercialization that I hate. The fact that a man has to meet a certain quota just to please a woman it’s total cockamamie.
Oh and there is that little tid bit. Also that this year is a leap year.
No offense to Cupid but he has the shittest holiday. I love romance, don’t get me wrong. I just don’t want one day meant to be where a guy has to out due that guy or the other guy down the hall. Seriously it’s like one big dick swinging contest and some women will get pissed if their man didn’t do it right. Seriously he took time out of his busy schedule to plan a perfect date for you, you frankenskank. Stop being a total Skankenstein and love that your man did that for you. If not there are many single ladies who would love to take him off of your hands. Just saying.
Any who there are many reasons people love or hate this stupid holiday. There is one thing that I do want out of this Valentine’s day this year… Deadpool.
I need me some Ryan Reynolds. He is just dripping with sex appeal. Rawr!
Haha! For those of you that love Valentine’s day have a good one. Just don’t wish me a good one for I do not celebrate it.